Why+i+pwn+you

There are many reasons why i pwn you: here are a list of them
 * 1) cos i pwn all
 * 2) cos i am awesum
 * 3) cos i am kewl
 * 4) cos i am more awesum than u
 * 5) im the awesumest person i the world- besides banana women - she roxs mah soxs XD
 * 6) i like bananas
 * 7) i eat bananas
 * 8) i smell bananas
 * 9) i touch bananas
 * 10) i hear bananas
 * 11) i kick bananas
 * 12) i punch bananas
 * 13) i worship bananas
 * 14) i hail bananas
 * 15) i am friends with bananas
 * 16) i blend bananas
 * 17) i bananas mouldy
 * 18) bananas love me
 * 19) my best friend in fact is a banana
 * 20) i play with bananas
 * 21) i skip with bananas
 * 22) i celebrate birthdays with bananas
 * 23) i love bananas
 * 24) i have photos of me and bananas
 * 25) bananas are awesum, therefore i am awesum
 * 26) bananas hate jl, therefore jl is suckyyy
 * 27) i scream with bananas
 * 28) i sleep with bananas
 * 29) i use bananas to wip my bottom
 * 30) i eat bananas 24/7
 * 31) everyday, 30 new reasons will add on to this list so watch out and discover why i am so awesum =D